ON A TUESDAY

via Karen (and Tabs!) over at Makeup and Beauty Blog

1. How many piercings do you have?
eight-ish. three on each lobe, one halfway up my left ear, and my bellybutton but i think it might be closed up for good.

2. Favorite flavored lipstick, lipgloss or balm?
um. smell=YSL but actual taste? probably an EOS balm. OH! the BITE BEAUTY AGAVE LIP MASK is so yummy. it wins.

3. Highest high heels you’ve ever worn?
maybe 4 inches? probably not successfully

4. Cutoffs or culottes?
cutoffs, dude. jorts!

5. __________ is the best medicine.
a nap/a cupcake/a kitten/gettin wasted jk, drugs.

SOME KIND OF RAT

I may not be a gym rat quite yet, but I've been busy.

OBSESSION: MARY SIBLEY

Janet Montgomery as Mary Sibley

I can't help but be totally jealous of Janet Montgomery's face. Seemingly makeup-free as Mary Sibley on WGN's Salem, she's the head bitch in town and a total stunner. Every episode I am amazed by the costumes, special effects, and scenery but what really takes the cake is Janet's amazingly symmetrical face.

I'm obsessed. Why do I look like a slug without eye makeup but she gets so look so good? I hate you. (I love you.)

See you in April, Janet/Mary's face.

ROOTS

Holland Roden

Red hair is my destiny. It's time to go home. I'll be back to my auburn roots as soon as I can get the right color formula!

NEW YEAR, SAME CLICHE

This year I am making a commitment to create more.

More blogging, more photography, more DIYs. I want to make my own soap. I want to make flavored salts (yes, salt). I want to make my own bath fizzy balls (yes, balls). I want to make candy.

Basically, I am going to put my new KitchenAid stand mixer to good use and my house is going to smell great.

I also want to watch more television, and that is a resolution I KNOW I am keeping.

A IS FOR AWESOME

Seriously, how good is this movie? It's snarky and super smart, and Emma Stone is excellent as always. Her character has maybe my favorite fictional parents of all time, Dill and Rosemary (Stanley Tucci and Patricia Clarkson). Yes. They are herbs.

I'd recommend it to anyone who likes movies like Mean Girls and if you don't like Mean Girls, what's wrong with you? You can go shave your back now. Bye Jason.

WEEKEND

truth: i use a ghostwriter for the blog. 

internet, meet arthur weasley. you can call him artie. he writes posts in between taking naps and licking his butt. he's also a VIB rouge at sephora. i might be talking about myself.