OBSESSION: MARY SIBLEY

Janet Montgomery as Mary Sibley

I can't help but be totally jealous of Janet Montgomery's face. Seemingly makeup-free as Mary Sibley on WGN's Salem, she's the head bitch in town and a total stunner. Every episode I am amazed by the costumes, special effects, and scenery but what really takes the cake is Janet's amazingly symmetrical face.

I'm obsessed. Why do I look like a slug without eye makeup but she gets so look so good? I hate you. (I love you.)

See you in April, Janet/Mary's face.

WHO KILLED LAURA PALMER?

My most recent obsession, via Netflix:

I'm two episodes in and it's taken over my life. It's a campy, 90's murder mystery/primetime soap set in a logging town full of weirdos. Also, everyone in a relationship is doin' it with someone on the side. I'm addicted.

Next year's Halloween costume? My spirit animal, LOG LADY. Genius.